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Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

Join me (once again… and again… and again…) in raising a shot glass full of Tequila paired with a fine, German Crafted, Mexican Cerveza celebrating just one of a long list of French military defeats.
Since turning French military catastrophe into holidays would leave us with little time to actually work, we in the U.S. and Mexico have decided that the 5th of May will be it.

Viva Cinco de Mayo!

It was a turning point for the Mexican army (under Seguin) when they defeated the French at Puebla… Blah, blah, blah, Whatever…

While I certainly give credit to the Mexican army for defeating the French… so has everyone else.  In other words it’s a huge, not so exclusive, club with an  ever-expanding membership… kind of like Costco.  As far as I’m concerned, I’ll toast Mexico as well as all those throughout history who have kept the French contained and focused on making cheese, creating recipes for animals humans would otherwise not eat and various delightfully fluffy egg dishes.



Attack of the Killer Clowns!

Aside from Killer Clowns from Outer Space being one of my favorite “B” movies…

Who knew that the real terror threat would be coming from Children’s Birthday Entertainment Union?

And, who knew they were verse in chemistry?  Clever Clowns!

May be there’s a magazine out there catering to Terrorist Clowns showing how to make Ricin… Hmmm…

So Kevin Paul Curtis is off the hook… for now.

On the hook is one James Everett Dutschke.

A Taekwondo Expert, Wayne Newton impersonating, Insurance Salesman… accused of child molestation as an added extra.

Eerily like Kevin Paul Curtis, yet totally different… but not so much… accept a much funnier three-part name. (I might be pronouncing it wrong, but I prefer to pronounce it that way because it seems appropriate.)

Take Curtis’ resume and erase all the nouns… then replace them with whatever your drunk friend comes up with and you have Dutschke. (Kind of like a Mad Lib. Remember those?)

It’s time for the FBI to start watching the Circuses and French people.   (Mimes are the worst and have been up to this kind of stuff for years. Cinco de Mayo is coming up… the date could have some significance.)

Should we withhold judgement yet again?