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Russian Hackers Burned my Toast!

I’m not sure how they did it, but I’ve placed a call into the CIA, the DNC and the British Labor Party demanding answers.

I’m also pretty sure Russian Hackers shot JFK, are causing Korean Pop Music to come from my fillings and the usually large size of tomatoes at the grocery store.

#RussianHackersMakeBaconTasteGood