The Art of the Deal

The latest episode of Who Wants to be President has Donald Trump refusing to participate in the upcoming Republican Debate just before the Iowa Caucus.

Wait, wait, WAIT!

Before you go all “Who Cares!” on me….

I just want to point out that everyone seems to have an opinion, and they’re all right.

No matter who you’re rooting for… you Win!

To Trump Supporters, Trump is sticking it to the Media and Mean Girls Everywhere.

To Cruz Supporters, you get the center podium at the upcoming debate! Finally!

To Kasich Supporters, nobody cares about you… Or Kasich… or jeb… or Santorum…

To the Rand Supporters, you might get to come back and play!  You should ask to bring Carlie back with you.

To the Bernie Hill Democrat Socialist Supporters, you get to run around cheering about how Trump is afraid of Megyn Kelly and by extension he would be afraid of other Super Mean World Leaders… like Megyn.

To the growing cult of Trump Democrats, he’s sticking it to Faux News!  Quick, tell your friends!

To Fox News Supporters, Megyn’s right to ask tough Ideologically based questions because no one knows what Trump stands for, and his backing out of the debate is an illustration of why we should all be concerned about it!

Finally, if you’re a Rubio supporter, you’ll have to deal with Cruz at the debate… so you may not be feeling like a winner right now!  Seriously, I’m sorry.

But other than Rubio folks, YOU’RE ALL WINNERS!

It’s a win, win, win, win, win, win, win, so to speak.

So buck up campers!

This might be the smartest thing Trump as ever done… and the most unintentionally selfless.

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President Bush is a Homophobic Bigot

…because he will not boycott the Olympic Games in Russia.

The Russians have institutionalized bigotry against Gay’s and Transsexuals… not sure about Lesbians, they’re probably OK as long as they’re cute and don’t say anything mean about shirtless KGB Dictators.

The Russians have stated outright they will arrest homosexuals, pretty sure they mean just men, if they are discovered at the Games.

As usual, President Bush is refusing to make this an issue, as would be expected, because of his clearly Homophobic beliefs.

Bush is a dirty bigot.  He’s a Gay bashing Homophobe who deserves to have Chick-fil-A crammed up his you know what.

This kind of Bigotry is nothing new for Evil Tea Bagging  (That’s funny because it’s actually a Gay sex act.  See the irony?  But if you see the irony does it still make sense?  It doesn’t matter, we think it’s funny somehow.  Tee-hee.)  Conservatives and typical from the toothless, gun-toting, idiots on the Right.

What?

Hold on a second….

Who?

Obama?

Oh.

Never mind.