I propose we solve the Middle East violence through a program of Understanding.
Here in the United States we have an abundance of Well Trained, Amazingly Equipped and Overly Funded Diversity Trainers. (It’s worth noting that many of these same people are cross-trained in Sexual Harassment Education and Gender Sensitivity Issues. All Added Value as far as my Proposal is concerned.)
I cannot believe it would take much to initiate a Mission composed of the Majority of these ‘Special Operators’ to head over to Syria and Iraq to impose Mandatory Diversity Training. We can even make sure they wear comfortable shoes so they don’t challenge the President’s ‘No Boots on the Ground’ edict.
Finally, Taxpayer Dollars well spent.
And, Once all sides understand the Value of Diversity… Problem Solved… Forever.
Peace will be experienced throughout the land.
(There could be an obvious upside for those of us here in the U.S. if it doesn’t work out… but I’ll leave that for you guys to figure out.)
There is No Time to Waste.
Isn’t it worth the Life of a Child?
So let’s get started!
So… Is Sarin a Chemical Weapon? Are Chemical Weapons still considered Weapons of Mass Destruction?
I recall we found such weapons in Iraq… but were told they were “too old” to count. That is when the Press taught me that Weapons of Mass Destruction have expiration dates, just like my hot dogs.
Now that we know that Assad used Sarin against his own people last year and several times this year, I’m waiting on the Press to educate me once again. So far, it seems to be the amount used that matters.
Was it not a big deal because Assad only used a little bit? So, just a tiny Nuke would be OK? What if it was a really old Nuke… that we didn’t use much of? How about then?
I guess The Press are waiting to be educated by the President… so they can then educate us. At least that seems to be the Standard Operating Procedure.
Wiki might need some education too… I’m sure the editors will modify the entry accordingly.
I suppose the real question is “Does it matter if we all start using WMD’s?”
And, wouldn’t that be fun?