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Amazing things you’ll find in your underwear…

As of this typing, it is being reported that the CIA has foiled another bomb plot. This one is similar to the underwear bombing attempt several years ago. It is worth noting that the TSA had nothing to do with this… yes they will continue to have their hands in your underwear. Don’t get excited.
This comes on the heels of a report that bomb makers were developing explosives that could be concealed by inserting them into the rectum. Yes… the TSA have been preparing for such eventualities.
So, If getting molested just prior to boarding a plane isn’t quite enough for you… get ready to get excited.
Hopefully all of this will lead to a happy ending.
In my opinion, if this is going to work we need to hire better looking TSA agents.

Where is my bourbon?