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The Sniper

In The War on Women,
There is One Man who has taken the Fight directly to Females Worldwide.

Along with His Loyal spotter “Hill”, who providing cover, support and protected His Flank for 50 years,

Bill Clinton is…

The Sniper.

While not the most prolific, His “Confirmed” currently resides at 15, he did become the Highest Profile and Most Powerful Sexual Predator in the World.

And, The President did it while Championing his Parties Legislation designed to Prevent Sexual Harassment in the Work Place ushering a torrent of Never before seen Sexual Harassment Lawsuits the vast majority of which were settled out of court.  The Lawyers became Rich!  The Press were Infatuated and Amazed by his ability to Lie!  And The People Loved Him!

To this Day,

His skills, while widely imitated, remain unmatched.

This Fall…

Relive the Adventures!  And get ready for some New Episodes!

All the Old Stories, plus the trials and tribulations of Hill, His trusty sidekick, are coming to a TV near you.

Could The Sniper have done this All Alone?

Or, as with all of us who already know the value of a Wingman can attest, while there is a “Me” in Team there is no “I”…

Will Hill claim to be a Victim of This War?

Will Bill find out that Sexoholics Anonymous is not what he thought it was?

You’ll have to Tune in and find out

on Fox!

Because everybody else is in the tank for Hillary.

All coverage of this will be Rated R, for Violence and Sexual Content.

This coverage is not suitable for anyone under 17 years of age.

(Note: For you Historians, I realize I’m citing a low number, but several of His Victims were “Wet Work”… up close and personal.  In addition I left out a growing list of “unconfirmed” in the name of accuracy.  Please forgive me.)

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Hannity is an Idiot!

(Update: Weiner was soundly defeated.)

Or is he?

For full disclosure, I’m not what one could consider a huge Hannity fan.

I don’t hate him, I don’t love him.

For me he’s the rice pilaf on the side of my opinion plate.  I might take a bite once in a while but most of the time I leave it untouched.

However, this morning Sean Hannity is receiving a hefty amount of grief after having Sydney Leathers on his show.

And it seems those most appalled feel he should have been extra mean to her. The lament goes like this: “How can a good Conservative have such a trollop on his show and be so nice?”

So Why would he do this?

Because giving Sydney Leathers a stage upon which to dance is…. Brilliant!

Simply having Ms. Leathers on air, visible and painfully vibrant, is exactly the antidote One needs for a Giant Weiner that won’t go away.

Sean does not have to condemn the 6’3″ Dick for anything… just let Ms. Leathers talk and the work is done.

Why is that all it takes?

Because the story is now one we are all familiar with due to having it shoved in our face, again, by the NYC Sext Maniac.

Being Nice to Sydney in a public forum kicks Carlos in his Cojones, repeatedly.

In the end, Miss Leathers has become a promotional manager for the Poster Child of “New Age Flasher’s” who would be mayor.

I bet Sean will continue doing New York a favor by having Sydney on several more times between now and the election, and being nice.  Assuming, of course, a new Sydney doesn’t present herself for all to see.

And don’t think for one second Hannity is the only one who knows how to handle Weiner….


Anthony Weiner has a New Campaign Slogan…

“Not in Front of the Kids!”

Now THERE’S something New York Progressives can get behind.

Inside sources said the new slogan genuinely reflected his position on issues and election efforts to date.

In the end, Weiner stood firm and took the beating from the woman with a smile on his face.

Nothing new…


King of the Hill

I know the Clinton’s are upset about Weiner.

Can you Blame them!?

Hillary has never liked Weiner, but Bill is threatened.

While Hillary’s mind will most likely not change…

Bill Clinton shouldn’t be so concerned.  He needs to relax… may be “put some ice on it“.

The former President will remain King of the Hill.

As it stands now Weiner has 7 women he showed his Shwantz to. Those numbers appear firm but could be rising.

Clinton on the other hand has had 15 different women on the harassment list… that we know of.  I’m sure if needed he could produce more.

And frankly, Weiner is a Piker when it comes to getting his kicks.  Clinton did all of his “up-close and personal” with the phone sex just thrown in for spice.

So don’t worry Bill… you didn’t need to release the New tape of you and Monica talking about getting naked just to prove you’re still ‘da Man.

As far as I’m concerned your Forceful Philandering will remain unmatched.

(In regard to Filner, while forcing himself on a myriad of women he fails the “I’m married” test.  Similar… just not the same.  Don’t worry about him either Mr. President!  You Da Man!)


Run Huma, Run!

… For Office that is.

If being the spurned wife of a politician is qualification enough to secure a Senate Seat in a State you never lived in… like, say, New York…

Then surely Huma can finagle something nice.

And, frankly, Huma’s political credentials are better than that above mentioned Senator’s were when She ran… and Huma actually lives in the state already!

Think she’s had some coaching?

I wonder if she knows anyone…


Disney has a New Character!

Meet: Carlos Danger!

Carlos is a superhero who champions single mothers, and soon to be single mothers, and dancers, and Fox News Contributors.

His super power consists of being able to quickly move his thumbs and suddenly appear before unsuspecting citizens at the speed of light.

His superhero outfit is… well, he doesn’t have one.  Actually, if he has one we haven’t seen him in it.  Most of us are hoping he gets one.

He is very, very stealthy when it comes to concealing his true identity.  But only from those he’s married to, and New York voters.

His archenemies are the Fruit of the Loom guys.  They have been known to try to constrain him with their wares..

Look for Carlos Danger coming to a theater near you… and your family!

Just listen for the telltale Mariachi Klezmer and you’ll know he’s close…

Your kids will love him!  Whether you like it or not!

(I personally can’t wait for the action figure.)


A Flaccid Weiner has no Future.

Has New York’s Anthony Weiner gone soft?

Weiner was one of the single most repulsively disingenuous, propaganda spewing, moon howling Progressives ever to trample little old ladies so he could get in front of a camera.  (Before you try to correct me, Schumer only gets a two out of three.)  He would scream his dissent until the throbbing veins popped out of his head to the point you thought he might explode.  It was TV gold.

So, what happened?

Apparently his handlers believe a “kinder, gentler” approach to politics will win him admirers.

The truth is, the only aspect of A. Weiner that was remotely interesting was his bombastic appearances on cable news nets trying to fill time. It was his Brand.

The picture of his schlong, sent to random females, was only a resume enhancement.  On paper it would have been listed under “hobbies”.  It’s so routine that there is a box to check on every Liberal job application.  “Do you send naked pictures of yourself to people you supposedly don’t know?  – Check:    Yes   or     Yes.”

Now we are being fed the idea that he has a future in New York politics by offering up this strange Weiner nobody knows. What he fails to understand is, it leaves him appearing limp and uninterested.

Hey Anthony!  If you want to be considered for any office… including Dog Catcher, you better get back to being the Dick your Leftist friends Love.