…A world where Everyone had Herpes.
I learned from a friend of mine, who has this disease (“Disease” is such a derogatory term…), about a very close-knit, and intimate, community. They communicate via the internet and have social functions, outdoor activities, share business leads, etc. etc. It sounded charming… Then something wonderful occurred to me.
If all of us had Herpes these folks could come out of the shadows, and we could live in a world of free love and unity! Think about it… you cannot “run the risk” (such hateful words) of catching it when we all already have it. In fact, we would make it a rite of passage to seek it out and embrace it, so to speak. The inherent fairness makes my heart sing sweet wisdom.
We could do away with “treatments” as the stigma would be gone forever. We all would understand each other because we would share a common experience every 30 days or so… we would all be equal. Beautiful!
So bring on the herpes for everyone! Let true joy and equality reign!
Demand it! Roll out the chants!
“We wont go… until We All can’t go!”
It’s gonna be Viral!
Sound stupid? Then why do we act this way regarding Socialism?
And just like herpes, once you get it you can never get rid of it.
The only upside is Herpes has not killed over 100 Million Innocent people and counting… while oppressing and enslaving Hundreds of Millions more.