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We Will DegradeThem!

With all the talk the Obama Administration, and the slavish media, is offering up regarding the degradation of the Terrorist A-holes overseas, and the subsequent deployment of apparently barefoot Special Operations Forces to hurl insults, I thought I’d help out.

The below is for all you Islamo-Fascists out there.

“Hey!”

“Yeah, YOU! You ISISISILISALQAEDA guy…!”

“The black sheets you wear look stupid!”

“It figures you have to drive American Armored Vehicles because you can’t build your own!”

“If you think you’re gonna get a Caliphate I have a Picture of the Prophet to show you!”

“You should try getting a shave and a job!”

“Your mothers never loved you!”

“Your father’s a drunk!”

“Your feet stink!”

“Your Sister is Hot!”

“You’ll never amount to anything!”

“Your Mom’s Mom is Jewish!”

“You smell like a Pig!”

“You’re Dumb!”

There… that should be enough to degrade them.

Now can we get on with the serious business of killing them?

Of course not… that might imply a desire to ‘win’.  A word with no Progressive Definition.  So we’ll stick with ‘Degrade’.

And on another note…

If, as they have in their wisdom proclaimed, the President and his State Department foresaw this Middle Eastern Meltdown coming once we pulled out, then why did they let it happen?  Think about this for a moment.  If they ‘knew’ what was going to happen such as the beheading of thousands, mass killing of innocent women and children, targeting of international journalists… ethnic cleansing… on and on…

Then why did they let it happen?

I think we should be far past any effectual use of the word ‘degrade’.

As James Carville stated just two days ago… “I don’t mind if he looks weak if ten days later he looks strong.”  Well James, The President has had YEARS to look strong.  He has had YEARS to exhibit anything that could be an example of consistent Foreign Policy.  While I know you deeply wish him to be strong, He’s not.  And the real reason for all the inconsistency and vacillation resulting in tumult and chaos is he’s a Socialist.

To be a Strong Socialist you have to be honest… and American’s have never like honest Socialists.


Finally! An Obama Foreign Policy I can Support!

This morning President Obama made it clear that he intends to “Organize” ISISISILIS… whatever.

His exact words were:

“What we’ve got to do is make sure that we are organizing the Arab world, the Middle East, the Muslim world along with the international community to isolate this cancer…”

I Agree!

In fact, I have to give our President Credit for such a Brilliant and Forward Looking Progressive Policy Proposal in light of the Clear and Present Danger we face from those who would wish us Harm.

If there was ever a way Guaranteed to slow down, if not totally destroy. the initiative of what from all accounts appears to be an extremely effective group of individuals it’s to Organize them.

Clearly someone close to the president has pointed out there is no better way to reduce the efficiency and efficacy of any group than to send in the Union.  What better way to remove all initiative from those high performing individuals while forcing the group to suck up and waste money on every conceivably ineffective action and poor performing member.  This could be the Policy President Obama can build his Legacy on.

I’m eagerly awaiting the announcement from the White House regarding  who exactly from the AFL-CIO, SEIU and the NEA they will be sending over to get started.  Personally, I’d go heavy on the Purple People Beaters… but hey, whoever they send should be able to do the job.

Like I said… Brilliant!

They need a nifty name like ‘Brotherhood of Terrorist A-holes Local 365’ or ‘The International Radical Islamo-Fascist’s Union’ etc.  Something that looks good on the back of a Jacket.

Hopefully they will be able to install Card Check without any push back…

And, of course, they will need a Labor Relations Board to sort out disagreements between the low-level Beheaders and the higher-ups in the White Turbans sitting in their Ivory Towers…

So… Kudo’s to you President Obama!

And to think I had lost all hope that you knew what you were doing.


If ISIS comes across our Border with Mexico…

It will be no one’s fault but the Democrat Party.

Period.

Followed only by those Leftist Republicans whose deliberate inaction on the issue of securing the borders FIRST prior to any discussion of reform of immigration policy.

If, God forbid, those Terrorist A-Holes succeed in killing American’s here in the U.S. the blood will be on the hands of those elected officials who have placed politics above security, economic and otherwise, for over a decade now.

There is No Excuse for the situation we are in… and our open, unprotected borders have been by design. Whether it was to set the stage for the continued life of the Leftist Democrat Party of the Fascist Left of the Republican party catering to big business…

They ALL will be to blame.

We have been talking about securing the borders since the beginning of the Bush Administration and we have done LESS THAN NOTHING. If anything, we have created a path of death and despair with the promise of free stuff and taking care of those who cannot take care of themselves from outside our country. It is as Sad as it is Sick that anyone supports such a Scheme foisted upon innocence.

But then there’s the not so innocent…

What’s left to add after those who came here illegally begin killing us?

Some offer they started a long time ago.

Wake Up. Secure the Borders. If that means a fence to at least slow them down then so be it.

Once we’re finished with that we can begin the conversation regarding easier access for those who wish to work here.

Enough is Enough,


We do Not Negotiate with Terrorists!

Well… wait…

We don’t pay Ransom to Terrorists!

Well… wait…

We only Deal in Trade!

When we’re this consistent…

How can the Terrorists not understand something so simple?

Do they not respect the fact We’re Super Smart and far more Sophisticated than the Cowboy’s who held power just 6 years ago?

We’re level-headed Citizens of the World who do Not Negotiate with Terrorists except when we Do.

The stupid Terrorists need to get it right!


Please Impeach Me.

Or at the very least, please try… PLEASE!

My Fellow American’s,

Painting my enemies Racist is the only way I’ll be able to help turn out the vote for my Fellow Democrat Socialists across the country during the Mid-Term Elections.

So… What more do I need to do?

I’m making up Law as I go…

I’ve perpetuated the collapse of the Economy…

I’ve devalued your Dollar…

I’ve Doubled the National Debt…

I tapped the Phones and E-mail accounts of over 100 Reporters…

I Destroyed the legal concept of Property Rights…

I handed Billions of your Dollars to Solar Energy Companies I knew would Fail because they were my friends and donors…

Every Country who Hated us before still Hates us and I’ve even added a few…

I tried to start a War with Syria…

I’m refusing to fire people who sent the Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels and Left one of my Ambassador’s to Die in Benghazi…

I’m putting the most heinous Progressive Liberal’s I can find in every position of power I can Find…

I let North Korea go Nuclear…

I’m going to do the same thing for Iran because it’s only Fair…

My Department of Homeland Security is militarizing for no apparent reason…

I’ve invited every Socialist world over to come hang out with me in the White House…

I’ve spent enormous amounts of Taxpayer dollars on my Travels to Hawaii and beyond…

I’ve thrown extravagant parties hosting only the biggest in Hollywood Glitterati, at your expense…

I Golf more than George Bush…

My TSA is feeling up your daughter… and your mother…

I’m still using the IRS to target those who show any opposition to me or my policies…

I’ve assassinated American Citizens overseas with Drones…

I’ve made sure the Attorney General doesn’t enforce laws I don’t like…

I’ve Destroyed what was once the greatest Health Care System on the planet…

I Single handedly changed the definition of Transparency to mean Opaque…

I’ve kept Gitmo open for business…

I still do tons of business with Haliburton…

My National Security Agency is collecting every bit of your information… and keeping it just in case…

We’re still in Afghanistan…

I’ve handed Iraq back to Al Qaeda because their calling themselves something different…

I’ve sent the word out to Future Democrat Voters… sorry… the Innocent Children of Latin America that Our borders are wide open and come on in… no paperwork necessary…

I traded Five of the Deadliest Taliban Leaders on the Face of the Planet for a Deserter…

I ordered the VA to hide all the bad stories you’ve heard for years so I could Punish the rest of the American Public with Socialized Medicine.

Of all people I put John Kerry in charge of the State Department… John Kerry!

I’ve thrown open the borders so hundreds of thousands of people could come into the United States and live off your dime with the expectation they will get to vote as Democrats.

Hell, I even sent the gifted bust of Winston Churchill back to the British!  They tried to tell me it was okay and I could keep it, but I insisted!

For God’s sake, I Gave the Queen of England a complete catalogue of My speeches…

What more do I have to do to you people!?

I can’t have any more Libertarian, Constitutional Originalist, Types taking control of the House AND the Senate!

Seriously, help a Leftist out.  I’m running out of time!  Pull your heads out and start Impeachment Proceedings!  Now!

Please!

Sincerely,

BO

 

(Originally posted 021114)


Has Your NAZI Flag Lost it’s Impact?

 

Nobody reacting to your Mao book bag?

Is Che just not cutting it?

Your friends think your new Stalin poster is simply a nice Living Room Decoration?

The Hammer and Sickle becoming just too mainstream?

Pol Pot sound like something on the Menu?

Lenin always gets confused with a Beatle?

You’ve tried wearing clothes with pictures of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer but didn’t get so much as a raised eyebrow?

Have No Fear!

Don’t lose your drive to advertise the profound limitations of your intellectual maturity!

Run! Don’t Walk to your closest, totally unique, you’re way different and enlightened, online clothing retailer for…

the latest in ISIS, Taliban and Mujahideen Gear!

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Zirah Moslem

Just when you thought you’d never find the coolest new trend in Socialist college wear.

Just when you couldn’t figure out how to tell everyone you believe in the Statist Elites and their designs for everyone but you,

Just when you lost all hope in getting attention for your support of Liberal Fascists, Socialists and Communists comes…

the Progressive Theocrats!

Guaranteed to make your stupid parents mad!

Guaranteed to make your stupid professors shake their heads!

Guaranteed to make your super smart friends green with envy!

Don’t lose your head!

We Have What you Need!

Whether you like it or not.

The trend is Sweeping East Asia RIGHT NOW… so Don’t Delay.

Be the first on your block to support stuff you no nothing about you Ignorant Infidel!

(We even have clothes for Women!  So be sure have your husband, or male family member, look for you!)

 

 


President Obama Struck by Iraq

I’ve long held that the Iraq War was about three things.

1. Oil

2. Containing Iran

3. Saddam Hussein’s Declaration he had and was going to use Weapons of Mass Destruction

Right or Wrong, that’s how I saw it.

The U.S. public has been deluged by criticism from the Left, and their Media, regarding the Iraq War, claiming no Weapons of Mass Destruction were ever found. This relentless onslaught was never subdued by the fact that Saddam had used these Weapons in the War with Iran and on his on citizens. It was also never tempered by the fact that the Intelligence for Saddam’s intent was International.  (Backed up by no less than 5 International Intelligence Services… and supported by every office holder in Congress except the only Honest Socialist Bernie Sanders.)

Now we are about to see what would have happened had the United States not gone into Iraq.

1. Energy Prices – will they Sky Rocket? (‘necessarily’ as our President has put it.)

2. Will Iran make a run westward? (Yesterday’s reports indicate they are on the move.)

3. Will a Caliphate be established that has Nuclear Capabilities and has shown its innate Hostility to the West compounded by its wish to use whatever means available to it to conduct overt War on The West… The Infidels?

Things are moving fast now.

Nature abhors a vacuum. And it tends to fill it quickly with whatever it can. The United States has created the fertile ground for Theocratic Statism. We have set the stage for Socialism with God at the Top instead of the State to rush in with all it’s Malevolence.

We will be witness to the Mass Oppression, Destruction and Death which always accompany such unchecked, Elitist Ideology.

And… it will be our fault, because we allowed those who hold similar ideas take the reins of power here in the United States.

The excuses from the ‘gentler’ Statists in control of the United States will be Loud and Repeated Often…

“Did you expect us to be there forever?  We must respect their sovereignty, religious and social norms.”  (We’re still in Germany… and Japan.)

“Our Presence serves only to inspire more Terrorists to become… well… Terrorists.”

“You cannot help those who are not willing to help themselves.”

On the Last one I agree.  But forcing our help onto others was never included in my list of reasons to be there. I looked at it only as added value for them if they wanted it… it was not the mission.

Because any Mission of Forced ‘Charity’ will always fail as it has Always Failed… at home and abroad.

It appears we are Now simply making sure our investment in Blood and Treasure… Mothers and Fathers… Sons and Daughters… Disfigurement and Pain… is for Nothing.

Nothing.

All because we refused to be Honest about why we went to Iraq.  All because we were afraid it would sound ‘mean spirited’ and ‘heartless’ to those on the Left.

All because of Politics.

We have now allowed our homegrown Socialists to Engineer and Oversee yet another Triumph Forsaken.

And we’ve allowed them to once again blame it on the rest of us.

Because it is our fault.

At what point do the rest of us stop caring about what those on the Progressive Socialist Left think?


Dead Enders?

Watching the truck loads of ‘volunteers’ heading off to help ISIS, aka Al Qaeda, sweep through Syria and into Iraq it becomes demonstrable…

No matter what the Democrat Socialists in our Government tell us…

It is our Absence which is the greatest recruitment tool for Terrorists in the Middle East.

Not our Presence.

This argument can now be retired from reasoned discussion and left to the fools to rehash when they have nothing else foolish to say.

 

(Al Qaeda is in deed “on the run”… directly into Iraq.)


#StopItYouGuys!

Iraq has deteriorated into a cesspool of Al Qaeda and Taliban. They are threatening to take over the entire country in addition to securing some of the latest US Military Equipment left to the completely stable Iraqi Government after our great victory there.

(While there are clear parallel’s to the Obama Administration Up-Arming of Mexican Drug Cartels… we do not believe it is the overt intention of the Obama Administration to also up-armor Al Qaeda and the Taliban. However, we reserve the right to change our mind should new information present itself.)

We cannot stand by and watch the fall of the extremely well-trained and genuinely dedicated Iraqi Security Forces.

So I am donating this hashtag which combined with some Super-Cute Selfies of State Department Spokespeople and Super-Pouty Selfies of Prominent Elected Officials Wives should do the trick.  (I considered #CutItOutYouGuys! but thought it would most likely be misinterpreted.)

#StopItYouGuys!

I didn’t know how to spell it in pushtu… do I need a special keyboard?  Font? Do you do it phonetically?  Can we get a couple of these guys on a State Department Cell Phone and find out?  Anyone?

 

It’s also worth noting that those representing the totally not radicalized Religion of Peace are busying themselves beheading many of the Muslim Iraqi’s they come across and tear through that country.  The Hashtag above should also put a stop to that.

They’ll feel the Force of the United States the same way Putin felt it in Ukraine!

They have no idea what they’re in for!


The Langoliers

(Update:  Has anyone checked with the Somali’s?)

So What Exactly did happen to Flight 370?

Is it possible to make an entire airplane disappear?

Sure it is! I’ve watched David Copperfield do it! OK… may be not. But let’s play Conspiracy Theory!  (You have to say that out loud and draw out the vowels in an extra creepy voice for full effect.  Try it again.)

Much Better.

Now, how do we make a plane disappear?

I’ll leave the Time Eating Monsters to King.

Quantum Teleportation?  Sounds cool right?

Now your probably thinking I’m going to tell you that you can make an entire plane disappear… nope.  But, but, but… you could “defeat the air gap” sending information into the plane’s computer system.  A Quantum Scrambler so to speak.  But that would just make it crash.  Why would you do that unless you were trying to make a point?  Who would want to make that kind of point?

Angry Ex-Wife?

Wouldn’t be the first time.  Speaking of which…

Directed Energy Weapons?

Electro-Magnetic Pulse… We’re all working on it.  May be someone figured it out and has it deployed… Anybody have a large Fleet, or ex-spouse, in the area?  That too would make a point And allow for the plane doing whatever it supposedly did before disappearing.  But that could mean War, and that’s serious…

How about Clowns?

Probably unlikely… but I Hate Clowns, and they are the root cause of All Things Bad.  So it’s possible.  But they usually just steal stuff…

High-Jacking?

Why?  Does anyone think the Chinese are going to pay One Red Yuan for the 20 some Chinese businessmen on board.  To Where?  Even a 777 can’t fly far enough in that part of the world to get anywhere someone would Want to Go.  Unless you enjoy living in places with Malicious Monkeys…

Terrorists?

Someone would have called by now… to claim their place in history.  And… the 777 comes up-armored from the factory.  Unless they used Gas…  Hmmm…  A disgruntled Ex-Boeing Employee?  An Employee named David?

Magic?

As I mentioned, only David Copperfield can do it and he wasn’t aboard.  As far as we know…. actually he’s sitting right here next to me, so I know.  That would be impossible…

Flying Monkeys?

I think this is one of the better theories.  There are a LOT of Monkeys where the plane was flying from.  And… the plane WAS flying.  So… Flying Monkeys.  And They always got the crappy jobs…

The Pilots went on Strike and walked off the Job?

Think about how bad your work environment would have to be to make That kind of Statement.  It must have been terrible.

The Pilots were kidnapped by Flying Monkeys dressed like Clowns so no-one would be suspicious…  all under the employ of Al Qaeda who are angry because of the incessant delays in the Obamacare roll out?

We figured it out!  Simple enough for most of our Network News Correspondents to believe, and easily readable on a teleprompter.

Of course all this is ridiculous and,

All in 500 words or…