(Cup your hands over your face and Yell this entire post.)
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday…
Just When You thought your Country was Safe!… Safe… safe…
Roll Tide Roll!
The Red Menace Rolls into Ukraine like a Tsunami not seen in decades… decades… decades…
On the Ground?
Dig up your Flowers, Dig out your old Soviet Flags!
Officially Welcome the Liberators!
Victory to the Proletariat! Forward!
Watching at Home?
Pop the Corn, Fluff the Cushions turn the TV to your favorite News Channel then Throw Away the Remote!
It’ll be the Crimson Scourge all Day Loooooooong!
Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!
You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry… You’ll Shake Your Head in Disbelief…
But Don’t you Dare Miss It!… Miss It… miss it….
(“Forward!” While having a long well documented history within Soviet Propaganda is a Registered Trademark of the Obama 2012 Campaign, Organizing for America AKA: OFA and is used here with express permission.)