The largest Affiliation of United States Neo-Nazis has offered Elizabeth Warren a Role in their Organization. According to Helmut Smith, Human Resources Director for the National Socialist Democratic Party of Massachusetts, Senator Warren is being offered the position of Generaloberstabsrichter.
When we contacted Mr. Smith he explained to us that his organization has had their eye on Senator Warren for some time but it wasn’t until her latest DNA results that they decided they had to make the leadership offer.
“Yes, we have watched Frau Warren for many years. Her background in Socialist ideology and willingness to continue forward when all seems lost are both strong attribute. But now that she has demonstrated a level of Racial Purity which would be the envy of every SS Officer to have ever applied for the honor, well, we had no choice but to extend the offer. We are confident that she will make a great Leader for our cause once we explain the only difference between her cherished version of Socialism and ours is how property is held… and of course way better uniforms. Besides, she already has the haircut.” – Helmut Smith HR Dir. NAZIMass
We are awaiting comment from Senator Warren’s office and will update as necessary.
makeaneffort 
December 16th, 2018 at 1:07 pm
You do some good stuff, Mike!
Of course, Warren would be perfect for the position!
Best,
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