File Photo: Stephen King
Apparently Stephen King, author of brilliant works of fiction such as ‘The Dark Man’ and ‘Rage’, decided to not “be snarky”…
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) May 14, 2018
While I don’t care much about what Stephen thinks it brings up several questions.
- Does Stephen need a break from ‘Don’? If so, why doesn’t he just turn off the TV?
- What does heaven look like to Stephen King? Oh wait… I don’t care.
- Is it only me or is it always annoying when someone starts a sentence with “Not to be Snarky, but…” or “Not to be an Assh*le, but…” or “Not to be a has-been author who nobody cares about anymore, but…” to then go on and be exactly that?
Stephen, if heaven is waiting for you and all you need to get there is a “break from Blabbermouth Don” then just walk away from the TV. We all wish you the peace you’re looking for.
May 15th, 2018 at 3:56 pm
Methinks perhaps King is jealous. One look at spouse, Tabitha, tells me all I need to know.
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May 15th, 2018 at 3:58 pm
She’s a witch.
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May 15th, 2018 at 2:39 pm
Now that I think about it Stephen King and Ruth Bader Ginsburg have never been seen together….
I used to love his books but his politics really just me off.
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May 15th, 2018 at 3:05 pm
It’s not unheard of… KD Land and Lyle Lovett are the same person.
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May 15th, 2018 at 3:26 pm
True!
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May 15th, 2018 at 12:25 pm
Not to be snarky here Mike, but it always cracks me up, Stephen King had a road to Damascus moment, just like the Apostle Paul. He was hit by a car and he’s darn near blind. One guy had a spiritual epiphany and the other went on to write horror novels. Go figure.
Kind of funny too, the most requested piece of literature in our local jail seems to be Stephen King novels. Not sure why that makes me laugh, but there’s something snarky lurking in that truth too.
Love that photo of King.
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May 15th, 2018 at 1:31 pm
It’s the best photo in our file.
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