The Harvey Wine Stein

An Exclusive Offer Available only at the Makeaneffort Marketplace.

The Harvey Wine Stein!

Directly from Harvey Studios comes this fashionable accessory guaranteed to oppress the Ladies! 

The Harvey Artisans have placed all of their efforts into their meticulous design with the ultimate goal of getting you Lucky.  We Promise a life changing experience for everyone, and we mean Everyone!

We’re so confident in our product that we guarantee you will see results the very first time you use it.

Discover the secret all of Hollywood has known about for 50-years!

Order your Harvey Wine Stein today!

BUT WAIT!  THERE’S MORE!

For the first 100 SAG Members, Harvey Studios will throw in a complimentary bottle of their Cosby GHB, a proprietary blend of hilarious Organic compounds designed to relax the most stubborn stress associated with Cage Free Dating as well as a Bartenders guide just in case your very briefly significant other doesn’t like Wine!

That’s a $50,000,000 offer for the low, low, price of just $20 a month plus shipping and a lot of handling… for the duration of your prison sentence should you employ this Beautiful Stein in a way not recommended by Harvey Studios, Makeaneffort or Makeaneffort’s associated affiliates, contacts or past customers.  (But actually recommended by Harvey Studios.)

SO DON’T WAIT!  THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER!

With overnight shipping tomorrow you could be the Envy of your overweight, charismatically challenged, friends!

Free Shipping within the Continental United States!

2-Hour Delivery within the Los Angeles Area.

For a modest additional fee, if you’ll be in the Greater Los Angeles area, Mr. Harvey will invite you to his Suite where you’ll be provided personal instruction.  What could be Better than a Private Masterclass with a Harvey Wine Stein?!  Well, a Private Masterclass with Mr. Harvey himself of Course!

DON’T DELAY!

ORDER TODAY!

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

For you Finicky Guys out there looking for something a bit less ‘in the Majority’, try our exclusive HasBro Spacey Full Body Climbing Gym with a personalized Groping Guide providing you a tailored step by step program honing your skills and giving you the advantage in world that just doesn’t understand the meaning of “Yes, you will”.

All of our products come with our trademarked easy to follow “Intimidating Friends and Disappearing Enemies – a How To Guide for the Modern Actor/Politician.”  Note:  The Second Edition has been recently updated to include Media Mogul and News Editor.

We look forward to hearing from you.

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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