What Should We Do?
I have a suggestion…
I recommend we Stand, Remove our Hats, Face the Flag, Place our Hands over our Hearts and Sing the Star Spangled Banner… while thinking about the Greatest, and Only, Country to Protect Individual Freedom and Liberty as well as all of those amazingly diverse Individuals who have died to defend it.
The only reason I’m making such a Radical suggestion is because amazingly there is a debate and I’m here to help.
I do not think that Kneeling first then Standing while Locking Arms is a good idea. (I have a HUGE Issue with Humans in Chains.)
I also don’t think sticking your Right Foot in and Sticking your Right Foot out then Shaking it all about is a good idea either. (Leave that to the Ass Hats in D.C.)
I would say “No” to One Armed Hand Stands or any attempt at carefully organized cross handshakes while staring skyward. (It’s really a bit selfish, the first I’m not capable of and the second makes me dizzy.)
And, finally, I’m strongly against a Stadium Wide Wave while screaming “I Hate Pigs”…
…Which is What This is Really All About.
I just wanted to go on the record since it seems the NFL can’t seem to figure out what they should do.
Dear NFL, please consider the above suggestion as ‘free of charge’.