Is there anybody in there?
Just Nod if you can hear me. Is there Anyone at home?
There is no fact you are receiving. No distant learning on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves, your lips move but you don’t know what you’re saying.
You… Have become… Comfortably Dumb.
No Sh*t, there I was… well, not directly in harm’s way but kinda like I was there. Sorta. An associate and I decided to go down to see Milo Yiannopoulos. It turned out my friend made it and I did not. What do you do? However, during the stroll through, around and inside the protests, my friend had a chance to ask some questions of our best and brightest. Keep in mind, these folks are our future…
(He was also texting me video files of what was happening. It was classic. If you want to see who Milo is and don’t yet know, I suggest the youtube. He also has a MyFace page.)
My favorite was a video of protesters smashing their faces against a large bank of windows and shouting inane slogans about fascism while demanding Milo not be allowed to speak. All this was occurring while my associate laughed in the comfortable confines of a largely empty hallway. It had overtones of a B-movie zombie franchise. Hilarious!
But the title of this little diddy comes from a question my Friend asked one of the Useful.
Clandestine Operative: Have you read, or seen, anything by Milo? Like on Facebook, or his columns?
Female Protesting Something: No! I don’t want to legitimize his Hate!
Hahaahhaaaaahahahaaahaaaaa! Now that’s Learning! Her parents must be proud! I hope they’re spending a crap load of money for that education… although I suspect it’s student loans she and her parents will expect the rest of us to pay off.
I wonder what it would have been like to try this on my professors… “Ah, No Dr. Rossi, I did not read the Mein Kampf assignment because I Refuse to Legitimize Hilter’s Hate!” Or, better yet, “Lenin!? No Way! You can shove all his writings right up your a**!” Or may be “Ghandi? Ghandi!? That Child molester? I refuse to read a word he wrote. If you try to make me I’ll report you to the Dean! Fascist!” (I added that last bit for dramatic contemporary-foolish-college-student effect even though I personally knew what it meant then and would not have employed it out of context. I most likey would have called him a Communist.)
If you don’t know who Milo is I recommend checking him out. I predict he will be a bit much for most of you, but I think he may be borderline genius. I had a Russian professor once upon a time who had similar mannerisms when he lectured, and I suspect similar tastes in men, who I still believe was brilliant to the nth degree. But I digress. Listen to what Milo is saying… wave off the super gay theatrics. It’s his angle. Don’t get me wrong, he will be the first to tell you he’s super gay, but his point is “Who Cares!?”, being Gay shouldn’t automatically make you a Useful Idiot. And that’s a good point. And that’s why they Hate Him.
(My apologies to Messrs. Gilmore and Waters)