Flash: Russian Hackers responsible for Harry Reid saying Stupid things!

A Super Secret FBI evaluation determines Harry Reid is an idiot and fingers Russian Hackers as responsible. James Clapper not convinced. The Director of National Intelligence believes information pointing at anyone other than Reid being responsible for the Senator’s Idiocy is thin. FBI is insulted and is now refusing to speak to the Director of National Intelligence. It is rumored that Clapper is working on an original love song to sing outside of FBI Headquarters in the hopes of repairing what appears to be a seriously damaged relationship. In separate Classified report it has been indicated the CIA has crafted a Mix Tape which they offered to DNI Clapper to play for the FBI, however it was comprised mainly of Russian Techno downloaded from sketchy Eastern European websites.


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