Melania 2016!

So I woke up, got out of bed and dragged a comb across my head…  I made my way down stairs and had a smoke, somebody spoke and I went into a dream… AaaaAAaAaaaAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh…  Melania 2016!

Look folks, while I still remain mystified as to the guy’s politics, I’m on team Trump now.  Melania Trump to be exact.

The uproar today about Melania using parts of a Socialist First Lady’s speech is a distraction at least if not an all out War on Beautiful Women.  Lifting words for speeches is not only common, but almost unavoidable.  There is nothing left to be said that hasn’t already been said twice.

I believe what is really irritating the Left is that Melania Trump gave a terrific speech and people were tuned in.

Gasp!

That’s two serious problems…

Set aside the fact that their kinda chosen Candidate cannot tell the truth or keep a secret to save a life, Hillary can’t give a speech, in her only language, anyone with the faculty of hearing can endure.  Add to that glaring issue the second, even if you turn off the sound, Hillary holds no interest to those with the other faculty of sight.

Simply comparing the two first Ladies on this alone leaves Hillary wanting.

Frankly, Melania could have whipped out a dusty copy of the Cleveland White Pages and started reading… and I would have been paying very close attention.

I am not alone.

So let’s look at this for what it is.

Hillary:

  1.  Thinks she’s Smarter than she is, demonstrably.
  2.  Does insulting fake accents for effect.
  3.  Cackles.
  4.  Kankles.
  5.  Has a tenuous relationship with the law.

Melania:

  1. Doesn’t appear to see herself as the Smartest Women in the World.
  2. Actually has an accent and can give a speech people will watch.
  3. Has a beautiful smile and wears it often.
  4. Smokin’ Hot.
  5. Follows the law.

Hmmm…..

Sounds to me like the War on Women is alive and well.

But only on Beautiful Republican Women.

Sarah?  Elizabeth?  Laura?

And now Melania.

Go Melania!

Just wait until they get a load of Ivanka.

They are going to FREAK!

(As a side note; Hey you Cruz guys, I get it.  But enough already.  You’re making yourselves look foolish at this point.  Take solace in the profound irony of the Establishment Republican A-Holes getting Trump as result of the very mechanism they set up in the Northeast which they have used to Foist the likes of McCain upon us year after year.  You guys need to join team Trump and fight to close the primaries.  If you can’t stomach supporting Donald, then get aboard the Melania for First Lady train.  It works for me.)

(A side, side, note;  Hey you Trump campaign folks… where’s my Melania 2016! sticker?  Seriously.  Where… is… it?)

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