I want Herpes!

Imagine a world where everyone had Herpes.

I learned from a friend of mine, who has this disease (such a derogatory term), about a very close-knit community associated with it.  They communicate via the internet and have social functions, outdoor activities and share business leads.  It sounded charming…  Then something occurred to me.

If all of us had Herpes then these folks could come out of the shadows and we could live in a world of free love and unity!  Think about it… you cannot “run the risk” (such hateful words) of catching it when we all already have it.  In fact, we would make it a rite of passage to seek it out and embrace it, so to speak.  The inherent fairness makes my heart sing sweet wisdom.

We could do away with “treatments” as the stigma would be gone forever.  We all would understand each other because we would share a common experience every 30 days or so…  we would all be equal.  Beautiful!

So bring on the herpes for everyone!  Let true joy and equality reign!

Demand it!  Begin the chants!  “We wont go until we can’t go!”

Sound stupid?  Then why do we act this way regarding Socialism?

And just like herpes, once you get it you can never get rid of it.

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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