Clearly there are some questions…
So we reached out to Scientists and asked “Why the F*#k Would We Do This?!”
We received various answers ranging from “We have all this government grant money and can’t figure out what else to do with it… you can only run a shrimp on a treadmill for so long” to “They could be tasty”.
But we continued to express concern regarding the direct implication of releasing Giant Carnivorous Reptiles loose upon the World.
The response was oddly unanimous. With a 100% consensus, every Scientist we spoke to agreed that we would keep them where the World keeps all the other incredibly dangerous, lethally poisonous and horrifically hostile animals on the planet.
Australia could not be reached for comment.