My Roomba is Stalking Me.

It will only be a matter of hours before I know for sure.  Food is running low, and water reserves are questionable.  Access to the kitchen has been completely cut off.  My travel has been limited to furniture residing in close proximity to each other.  Communications are still up and running, but my cell battery is dwindling due to my days long inquiry into the ‘predatory habits of artificially intelligent cleaning devices’.  My wife suggested ‘paranoid schizophrenia’.  Not sure what that has to do with the Roomba, but I nodded along placating her.  Might consider her suggestion, or add her to list of possible…

On the move now…  I hear it coming…

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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