E-mail is Forever…

A Hillary Campaign theme suggestion from the always helpful folks at Makeaneffort. (with apologies to Ms. Shirley Bassey)

Email is forever
They are all I need to please me
They can stimulate and tease me
They won’t leave in the night, I’ve no fear that they might desert me

Emails are forever
Print it out and then caress it
Touch it, stroke it and undress it
I can see every part, nothing hides in the heart to hurt me

I don’t need love
For what good will love do me?
Email never lies to me
For when love’s gone they’ll luster on

Email is forever
Sparkling round my little finger
Unlike men, the email lingers
Men are mere mortals who are not worth going to your grave for

I don’t need love
For what good will love do me?
Email never lies to me
For when love’s gone they’ll luster on

Email is forever, forever, forever
Email is forever, forever, forever
Forever and ever

On the heals of a random hacker delivering over 30K of Hillary’s emails to the FBI… we felt like we needed to lend a helping hand.

You’re welcome.

(She could just stick with Diamonds are Forever… given her penchant for expensive vacations.)

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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