Poop Eating Chihuahuas

Just a short list of observations from my side of the keyboard…

House of Cards is Not intended to be a ‘How To’ video.

Game of Thrones is not House of Cards with British accents and way better outfits… although…

The Term ‘Consultant’ does not mean they know what they are talking about.  Actually, it should be a Warning.

Women rule the world… if you doubt me, think about this; Women are trained to deceive you whenever they see an advantage in it.  (Age, Perfume, Make-up, Nails, Eye Lashes, Contacts, Hair Color, Hair Extensions, Girdles/Spanks, Push-up Bra’s, Plastic Surgery)  And, Everyone is okay with that.

Money has No Value unless you Believe it Does.

Sometimes a Watch should just be a Watch.  (But, If you were alive in the Nineties you already know that a Cigar is Not always a Cigar.)

Calling yourself a Republican does not mean you’re not a Socialist.

Mao was not Cool… neither was Che…

Plants need water.

Those who can… Do.  Those who can’t… become Marxists… then Teach.

Calling it ‘News’ does not make it so.

No Matter how Unbelievably Cute they are… Sometimes they Eat Poop.  (This is really a life lesson, and applies to everything.)


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6 responses to “Poop Eating Chihuahuas

  • xPraetorius

    Excellent collection of pithy aphorisms! Especially the observation about Republicans.

    What I find astonishing is that it’s fairly easy to demonstrate that the central government is at least a third too large; that federal spending could be cut at least 33% to get the central government back closer to constitutional parameters, and there are Republicans who agonize about nibbling at the edges here and there.

    How to cut 33%? Easy. Distribute the responsibilities of all the extra-constitutional central agencies like the EPA, the Department of Education, the Department of Commerce, etc… out to the states, and force the states to collect tax money to fund them, while cutting their expense out of the central budget entirely.

    Then let the states justify their continuing existence to their people. at least that way you have a non-zero chance of seeing a lot of wasted money stop being wasted that way.

    The principal obstacle to all that will be, as always, the left, who will immediately start whining and sniveling and bleating, “Racism!” etc.


    — x


    • Mike

      Good Idea. I’ve always championed “It’s the Debt, Dummy!” as the appropriate rally cry for those who genuinely care about the future of this country. You can tell when a Republican goes squishy… they start talking about ‘The Deficit’ rather than ‘The Debt’. They know the American Public think both are the same, and At that point you know it’s over.

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  • insanitybytes22

    God stuff there. I see you’ve been paying attention 😉


  • David

    I love, love, love your observation about money! Truer words were never spoken.


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