I propose we solve the Middle East violence through a program of Understanding.
Here in the United States we have an abundance of Well Trained, Amazingly Equipped and Overly Funded Diversity Trainers. (It’s worth noting that many of these same people are cross-trained in Sexual Harassment Education and Gender Sensitivity Issues. All Added Value as far as my Proposal is concerned.)
I cannot believe it would take much to initiate a Mission composed of the Majority of these ‘Special Operators’ to head over to Syria and Iraq to impose Mandatory Diversity Training. We can even make sure they wear comfortable shoes so they don’t challenge the President’s ‘No Boots on the Ground’ edict.
Finally, Taxpayer Dollars well spent.
And, Once all sides understand the Value of Diversity… Problem Solved… Forever.
Peace will be experienced throughout the land.
(There could be an obvious upside for those of us here in the U.S. if it doesn’t work out… but I’ll leave that for you guys to figure out.)
There is No Time to Waste.
Isn’t it worth the Life of a Child?
So let’s get started!
October 10th, 2014 at 7:33 pm
That’s happening already, to a degree…but apparently only Israel deserves to be assaulted with diversity.
October 10th, 2014 at 9:15 pm
yep. and the reporting on it, not to mention the support of it, illustrates our Media’s and our Administration’s bias.
October 9th, 2014 at 8:33 pm
Love it! What could possibly go wrong? Seriously.
Wait… what if they buy it? Naaaaaaaahhh…
October 8th, 2014 at 2:58 pm
Back at it Obi Wan. This is why I check you blog every day.
October 8th, 2014 at 11:24 am
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