It’s Under Control…

Top White House officials on Friday worked to reassure the American public that the national response to Ebola is under control.…as Reported by The Hill.

Well Of Course.

Just like:

The Economy – By Gaming the Leading Indicators.

Unemployment – By make 1/3 of the American Population Disappear.

Al Qaeda – By Calling them Different Names.

Health Care – By telling us… well… Frankly I’m not sure How They’re getting away with it.

The Borders – By Simply not enforcing them.

Illegal Immigration – By not calling Their Act of breaking our Laws Illegal.

The Debt – By Ignoring it altogether.

So Sure… I have complete Faith They have Ebola under control.  Why would anyone doubt it?

All they need to do is refuse to implement travel restrictions on those from High Risk Countries while Gaming the number of infected by calling it different names.  Once it becomes a problem no one can deny, ignore it altogether while telling the American Public if they try to do anything about it on their own it will be illegal.  And finally when 1/3 of the American Population disappears for real because the plague has overwhelmed our newly handicapped Health Care System, call in Airstrikes.

Wow.

Now that I’ve typed it out loud, I think they just might have it under control.

Where did I put that bottle of Glendronach?

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

2 responses to “It’s Under Control…

  • insanitybytes22

    Famous last words, “I know what I’m doing and everything is under control!” When it all falls apart we get, “What the American people need to understand..” and “Let me be clear here..”

    Sometimes it’s a bit like being trapped in a really bad re-run, some low budget horror movie I didn’t really want a role in.

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    • Mike

      Yep. I would add “What could possibly go wrong?”.
      You’re right on target with the B Movie analogy. It’s pathetic when you can see what’s going to happen… and it happens. Over and over…

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