The Democrat National Committee would like you to try out their latest Election Season Cocktail.
They’re filling the Trough as we Speak… So…
Whip out your Red Solo Cup for a hefty serving of Grape Flavored Medicine.
And of Course,
(Just make sure to drink it quickly. It tends to have a Bitter Aftertaste.)
Done? OK… Wipe your mouth.
Here we go:
Is the War on Terror Over?
Is Your Healthcare Cheaper?
Is the National Debt Smaller?
Can you Keep Your Doctor?
Can you Keep Your Insurance Plan?
Is the Economy Better?
Are Prices for everyday things Going Down?
Do you think the Bill of Rights has a Number of Serious Problems?
Do you agree that you’ve never built anything?
Are you Making More Money?
Is Gitmo Closed?
Are all of our Troops Home?
Does North Korea still not have Nuclear Weapons?
Does the Constitution Live and Breathe?
Is Crime Going Down?
Are Race Relations Better?
Is Unemployment Going Down?
Is Russia just Peacefully helping out the Countries around them?
Is Job Creation Going Up?
Are Mom and Pop Businesses Thriving?
Are Welfare Rolls Going Down?
Does Calling yourself a Liberal mean you Care more about Everything?
Do you think Jobs is a three-letter word?
Is Education Getting Cheaper?
Do you believe that the Human Species is not a part of Nature?
Does the World Love us?
Is it Easier to Start A Business?
Do you think all Species on the Planet Today should be Saved except for the ones you don’t like?
Should All Debt be Forgiven?
Is it Cheaper to Travel… Anywhere?
Is Your Privacy being Protected?
Do you think it’s OK your Government is spying on you and saving All of your stuff for Future Use?
Do you Feel More Free?
Is it easier to Voice Your Opinion without Fear?
Do you believe there are 57 States?
Are your Taxes Going Down letting you Keep More of Your Money?
Are you able to Save More?
Are Your Kids Self-Sufficient and Living on Their Own?
Do you think it is a Good Idea for your Government to Sell Guns to Mexican Drug Cartels?
Does any part of ‘Spreading the Wealth Around’ make sense to you?
Is Al Qaeda on the Run?
Are Beheading’s in the Name of Islam typical workplace violence?
Is it OK that Illegal Alien Children are being placed into the Public Schools, where your kids go, without any Medical Screening?
Do you like the Idea that those same Children can choose what school They want to go to, but Your Kids Can’t?
Do you think allowing Millions of New Workers into the United States while Raising the Minimum Wage will Increase Jobs?
Are you pretty sure you’re Smarter than almost everyone except the people you vote for?
If the answer to ANY of the above is ‘No’, you will need to have another Glass…
…and Try Again.
If you have answered ‘Yes’ to all the above, whether it’s true or not, you are Ready to Rock the Vote.
You’ll just need to keep drinking the Kool-Aid for another six weeks until the Election.
Remember, the Liberal Progressive Socialist Democrats are depending on you.