…Is sending our young Men and Women to War over Oil!
No Blood for Oil! No Blood for Oil! No Blood for Oil!
What? Wait… Who?
Huh? This is Not about Oil? So What’s it about? Oh, right, the Common Evil thing. Sure. Got it.
Oh?… oh, oh?… just a second.
The Nobel Peace Prize Winning, Smartest Man to have ever held the Office of President of the United States… a Clean, Articulate, Black Man who has no Negro Dialect unless he wants to have one, has just launched a Humanitarian Effort to Stop the Common Evil in the Middle East.
So is Oil the Common Evil?
The Islamic State in the Levant? Who the Hell is that? What’s a Levant?
Right…. right… OK, sure… ok…
So the Levant is an area in the Middle East… got it… but…
Iran is an Islamic State, right? What about all the other Islamic States?
They’re good the good guys?
All I know is the Greatest President Ever has this all under control. And this is a War for all the right reasons… because the Enlightened Progressive Liberals are in charge of it. If something bad happens it will be the Stupid, Ignorant Cowboy George Bush’s Fault.
God George Bush was Stupid! Right?! I mean What an Idiot! Runnin’ around the world shootin’ people and blowin’ stuff up… what a Clown.
Hey…. What do all those bombs do to the climate?
NO… YOU SHUT UP!
LET GO OF MY HAIR!