August 26, 2014

Burger King and Brown Gravy

By Mike

It appears Burger King is Buying Tim Horton’s in Canada so it can move it’s base of operations up North to avoid the confiscatory corporate tax rates in the United States.

Let me ask anyone who see’s this as a Treasonous Betrayal…

Do you want the Number Two Fast Food Chain to stay in business so it can pay the Artificially High Minimum Wages set by politicians and moronic voters?

Yes… I do!

Well that’s what they’re trying to do, so you should be headed to the Burger Kind Drive-Up Window for your Double Whopper with Cheese and a Large Coke that you know you Love. (Eat it while you drive.) Instead of calling for a Boycott.

No… I don’t!

Then you Hate minimum wage workers. You Hate readily available nutrition for the poor. You Hate the additional time afforded those single Moms who have to work three jobs and don’t have time to make dinner at home. You just Hate. Hater.

You created this conundrum. Sleep in it.

I’m just excited now that I can get my Double Whopper with Cheese, Extra-large Coke and an order of Fries WITH Gravy and Cheese Curds! Brilliant!

(Some Day BK might see clearly and bring back the Veal Parmesan Sandwich. I would buy shares at that point.)

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One response to “Burger King and Brown Gravy”

insanitybytes22
August 26th, 2014 at 9:56 am

“You just Hate. Hater.”

Absolutely, haters gotta hate. Here we have McDonalds, one of the best “socialist” resources available to the poor and downtrodden. Given the free wi/fi, the daytime shelter for the homeless, the cheap food, and the jobs they provide, they’ve done more for the poor around here than our entire city council has in the last 20 years.

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