New Yorkers have been made aware of a number of Police Cars in Greenwich Village being smeared with Human Excrement.
Apparently there are no suspects at this time.
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New York Sidewalks sprayed with Urine nightly. According to everyone whose been there, ever, it has been going on for decades. Police suspect same criminal group responsible for doing the same thing in the Subways.
No arrests are expected at this time.
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Sometimes Crap isn’t Newsworthy!
More at 11.