Confirmed, Portlandia is Real: ‘Chicken Crossing Road Blocks Traffic in Oregon’

The Chicken was fleeing an institutionally hostile environment and was in fear for it’s life.

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“Police ‘were unable to determine the chicken’s intent.'”

PORTLAND, Ore. –  Portland, Oregon, police were told there was a chicken — and it was attempting to cross the road.

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In fact, the citizen who called the police non-emergency line on Monday evening reported that the chicken’s efforts to cross a road in a north Portland neighborhood were bringing traffic nearly to a standstill.

“He assured the dispatcher he was not joking.”

The dispatcher chuckled — and asked a clarifying question.

“It’s just the one chicken?” 

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