Nobody reacting to your Mao book bag?
Is Che just not cutting it?
Your friends think your new Stalin poster is simply a nice Living Room Decoration?
The Hammer and Sickle becoming just too mainstream?
Pol Pot sound like something on the Menu?
Lenin always gets confused with a Beatle?
You’ve tried wearing clothes with pictures of Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer but didn’t get so much as a raised eyebrow?
Have No Fear!
Don’t lose your drive to advertise the profound limitations of your intellectual maturity!
Run! Don’t Walk to your closest, totally unique, you’re way different and enlightened, online clothing retailer for…
the latest in ISIS, Taliban and Mujahideen Gear!
Just when you thought you’d never find the coolest new trend in Socialist college wear.
Just when you couldn’t figure out how to tell everyone you believe in the Statist Elites and their designs for everyone but you,
Just when you lost all hope in getting attention for your support of Liberal Fascists, Socialists and Communists comes…
the Progressive Theocrats!
Guaranteed to make your stupid parents mad!
Guaranteed to make your stupid professors shake their heads!
Guaranteed to make your super smart friends green with envy!
Don’t lose your head!
We Have What you Need!
Whether you like it or not.
The trend is Sweeping East Asia RIGHT NOW… so Don’t Delay.
Be the first on your block to support stuff you no nothing about you Ignorant Infidel!
(We even have clothes for Women! So be sure have your husband, or male family member, look for you!)
makeaneffort 
September 28th, 2014 at 9:07 pm
In some related good news, my 11-year old son’t son’s friend came to our place wearing a Che T-shirt, and I asked him if he knew anything about it. He said no. When I filled him in on Che he said that he’d throw it away.
I asked my son’s friend later what he had done with the shirt, and he told me that they had had a barbecue over a campfire, and he had burned it. There’s hope!
Best,
— x
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September 28th, 2014 at 9:09 pm
I hope his friends learned something as they watched Che burn.
And Kudos to you Dad… cojones are rare, but I would expect nothing less from X.
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June 23rd, 2014 at 11:19 am
LOL! That’s really offensive, but you made me laugh. The stupid seems to have no end, huh? I once asked a Che teeshirt if he knew anything about the guy. Yes, apparently Che Guevara was the lead guitarist in a band from the 60’s. I had no idea. The things you learn on college campuses almost makes me proud of all the money we invest in education.
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June 23rd, 2014 at 11:26 am
Yep! I find myself in an endless loop of laughing, then crying, then laughing, then crying….
The worst part is these people vote. They consider it their duty. However, understanding what they are voting for before doing it, or more importantly not voting and leaving the act to those who do understand, is not considered part of that ‘sacred’ obligation.
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