Iraq has deteriorated into a cesspool of Al Qaeda and Taliban. They are threatening to take over the entire country in addition to securing some of the latest US Military Equipment left to the completely stable Iraqi Government after our great victory there.
(While there are clear parallel’s to the Obama Administration Up-Arming of Mexican Drug Cartels… we do not believe it is the overt intention of the Obama Administration to also up-armor Al Qaeda and the Taliban. However, we reserve the right to change our mind should new information present itself.)
We cannot stand by and watch the fall of the extremely well-trained and genuinely dedicated Iraqi Security Forces.
So I am donating this hashtag which combined with some Super-Cute Selfies of State Department Spokespeople and Super-Pouty Selfies of Prominent Elected Officials Wives should do the trick. (I considered #CutItOutYouGuys! but thought it would most likely be misinterpreted.)
#StopItYouGuys!
I didn’t know how to spell it in pushtu… do I need a special keyboard? Font? Do you do it phonetically? Can we get a couple of these guys on a State Department Cell Phone and find out? Anyone?
It’s also worth noting that those representing the totally not radicalized Religion of Peace are busying themselves beheading many of the Muslim Iraqi’s they come across and tear through that country. The Hashtag above should also put a stop to that.
They’ll feel the Force of the United States the same way Putin felt it in Ukraine!
They have no idea what they’re in for!
makeaneffort 
June 13th, 2014 at 9:27 am
How about we declare an imaginary line in the sand. One that when it’s crossed we do absolutely nothing?
LikeLike
June 13th, 2014 at 9:31 am
Imagine?
LikeLike
June 12th, 2014 at 5:58 pm
Awesome, I think we should start a facebook page, too and really kick some behind. Just click “like” if you think the Iraqis should just #StopItYouGuys.
For added emphasis, I suggest we engage in some passive/aggressive subtexting and send a few hostile tweets.
LikeLike
June 12th, 2014 at 6:01 pm
A Facebook page seems a little Harsh… but I expect that from you.
How about some Micro-Agression first. Then move to the passive aggressive subtexting and super-mean tweets.
LikeLike
June 12th, 2014 at 6:04 pm
You’re probably right. It’s much too early for a strongly worded message. Let’s waffle around a bit, release a few workout pictures, and pretend we don’t notice that Iraq is having a meltdown.
LikeLike
June 12th, 2014 at 6:05 pm
Do You Work for the State Department?!
LikeLike