What does Smidgen taste like?

Lobster?  Chicken?  Crow?  An Old Shoe?

I ask because it looks like we’re all going to get to experience a lot of it…  ton’s of it in fact.

When President Obama said there “is not even a Smidgen” of corruption in the IRS I think he was regurgitating a line Bill Clinton fed him before he went into the interview.

What he was really saying was there is A Ton of Smidgen. Lot’s and Lot’s of Smidgen.

So get your forks out because there will be a bunch of Smidgen to be eaten.

There is currently an US Congressman and now an US Senator covered in Smidgen. Mr. Cummings and Mr. Levin…

I suggest Elijah and Carl find Aprons and a bottle of Tabasco.  They might ask President Obama, he seems to be most familiar with Smidgen.

(Update: Offline I was informed Smidgen is best Grilled.  Mr. Issa should be enlightened to this suggestion.  It was also suggested serving Smidgen Sandwiches, but I commented that no one likes being forced to eat a Smidgen Sandwich… especially after a being Grilled.)

 

 

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