Unleash the Dogs of Diplomacy!

There is War in Ukraine and people are losing their Lives!
The United States has an Obligation to Confront the Death and Destruction being inflicted upon Innocents in the most severe way possible…

Flood the Russian Internet and Cell Phones with Selfies!

DO IT NOW!

Broadcast John Kerry Speeches all across the Russian Steppes!

NO HUMAN COULD ENDURE SUCH A HEINOUS SHOW OF FORCE!

Overwhelm the Russian Postal System with Sternly Worded Letters Stating the Obvious!

NO ADMINISTRATION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES HAS BEEN MORE CAPABLE OF SUCH AN ACTION!

Drop Leaflets all across the Baltic Region explaining what a success Obama Care really is!

IT CONFUSES US AND SHOULD DO THE SAME TO THEM!

Send in the Bureau of Land Management Commando’s!

ANYTHING TO SLOW THEM DOWN!

Throw a Beer Summit!

FINE… MAKE IT VODKA!

Use exclamation points at the end of every sentence!

DRAW LITTLE PEACE SIGNS OVER YOUR “i’s”!

Psaki should be good at that, let her handle it.

AND, NOTHING SAYS “I MEAN IT” LIKE AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

I beg you, the World begs you, please DO SOMETHING!

There is NO time to waste…

For the love of all that’s Holy… or whatever non-religious thing you think fits here… Do it!

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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