Diet Series Part IV
Only Eat What You Kill Diet
This companion piece is also a proven path to weight loss. Guaranteeeeeeed!
While this diet is slightly more labor intensive than the DESFM diet, it is an all you can eat approach to losing weight.
Here you go;
1.) If you’re putting it into your mouth, you must have personally killed it… with your bare hands.
2.) Eat as much as you want… so long as you killed it… with your bare hands.
3.) Repeat steps 1 and 2.
We have found that this dietary system is particularly effective for Urban Dwellers. So instead of feeding the Flying Rats in Central Park, you’ll be trying to eat them. Everybody wins! Having a hard time in the park? Head to the Subway…
So, if you want a steak… find a cow. If you want a tomato… find a vine. Flour? – Wheat Field. etc. Pickles? Nope, just a cucumber you killed. Get it?
This diet can also be used in conjunction with the Bourbon Diet. Because nothing says “good hunting” like the smell of alcohol on your breath. (Not recommended by any responsible person.) This diet can also be used in conjunction with the sport of Elk Boxing. As a Extra Bonus, You might find the combination of bloody hands and the smell of alcohol aids in avoiding all those uncomfortable daily social interactions. Don’t worry, we wont charge you!
I will eventually address The “No Processed Food” and “No Hands” diets, but for the moment this concludes the makeaneffort dietary program. Go and be lighter.
And, You’re Welcome.