To My One Reader,
Please forgive Me.
Everything is Fine… Nothing to see here!
Judging by the News this Morning (030414) everything is A-OK on the Eastern Front.
The Ukrainian Troops are Surrendering En Mass and The Markets are happy… it’s all cool, right?
Not to mention, Surrendering is Very Cool! Just ask the French or Establishment Republicans.
Just between you and Me, I Hope Vlad can keep up this level of Gentle Diplomacy throughout Eastern Europe. (BTW – I understand a great number of Ethnic Russian’s live in the Detroit area. Lord knows they could use some help. There’s even a Port! And, I’m willing to bet if Soviet troops started to seize the airfields no one would notice.)
As long as it doesn’t affect me it’s all good.
I apologize to everyone for my getting upset about Russian Expansionism. Clearly I overreacted because if there Were an issue it would still be front page news. I’m just Glad John Kerry’s arrival in Kiev put a stop to what was evidently a non-issue. Thanks John Kerry. I knew you’d be the Perfect Secretary of State.
I also want to commend China in their latest deployment of Medium Range Missiles that can reach Guam. I fully understand how difficult it can be deploying a brand new platform. And, I Hate Snakes. Well Done guys!
So again, I’m sorry. I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry.
Please accept this apology for my Hysteria.
And, I do not think Taiwan will end up a full-fledged part of China tomorrow. Definitely not tomorrow. Possibly by April… but definitely not tomorrow.
March 4th, 2014 at 10:02 am
One of your best one liners yet: “And, I Hate Snakes.”
Your satire makes for some of your best blog reading.
p.s. Don’t you have four readers?
March 4th, 2014 at 10:06 am
March 4th, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Readers? David, I come for the porn