Since Our Acting Foreign Policy is to Ignore those who Want Freedom and Liberty

Let’s make it Official.

We’ve already handed over Georgia and Syria to the New Soviets, we might as well let them have the Ukraine. We should probably think about Moldova, Hungary, The Czech Republic and Slovakia as well as the rest of Eastern Europe.

We might seriously consider handing the entirety of Germany back… it just doesn’t seem Fair that they didn’t get the whole thing in the first place. I know… I know… Germany might not go for that, but at least we could let the World know we would be OK with it and if Germany wants to fight they’ll be on their own.  Hell, throw in Greece… they can’t do any worse.  And, it’s about time France and Italy learn how to defend themselves.

We’ve already ignored those wanting Freedom in Iran in 2008… even though we urged them for 30-years Rise Up against Tyranny.

They did… We didn’t.  So why the pretense now?  Send the Iranian Mullahs plans for a Real Nuke, and toss in some cutting edge crowd control devices, then be done with it.

North Korea?  Who Cares?  Our South Korean Ambassador has probably never been to South Korea anyway…  And shouldn’t there really be just One Korea?

Taiwan?

Let China have it… to paraphrase the Greatest Secretary of State the U.S. has ever had; “At this point what difference does it make?”  Oh, and China acts like they want Africa too… Good with Me.

Venezuela… Surely with enough Wax and American Ingenuity we could resurrect Chavez…

We might as well turn all Shipping Security over to the Somalis.  All of it… World Wide.

Latin America?  Where are the Sandinistas when you need them?  We should get the CIA on that… BATFE could supply Them with weapons purchased in Arizona.

Cuba?  You know the Cuban’s have always had their eye on South Beach.  That could be fun to watch.  If they do decide to take South Beach they’ll need a new prison… so throw in Gitmo.

Israel?  Seriously?

There you go…

A Real Foreign Policy built on the Progressive Wisdom of French and German Intellectuals.

It requires very little effort and is extremely easy to implement.  The World will finally like us!

With all the time We save we can dismantle everything else that works here at home..

What about Afghanistan you ask?  Well… we should keep that.  If that were an issue we would be hearing about it from the Anti-War crowd complete with pictures of caskets returning home, so clearly it’s OK to keep that running.

Does this all sound ridiculous?

It is.

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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