California Politicians

…Need to have a warning label placed on their Foreheads.

California Politicians have been on the Cutting Edge (Warning: Sharp instruments can be Hazardous to your Health.) of Protecting us from Ourselves by the Liberal Application of Warning Labels.  The Elitists recognize that if it wasn’t for them all the rest of us would have inadvertently killed ourselves long ago.

Their latest proposal is that all beverages containing levels of Sugar they don’t like have a Warning Label placed on the front of the drink declaring that Sugar is harmful and can lead to various maladies. The verbiage is as follows…  “STATE OF CALIFORNIA SAFETY WARNING:  Drinking Beverages with added sugar(s) contributes to obesity, diabetes, and tooth decay.”  (Bold and italics are mine.)

Okay, let’s take it at face value that the Politicians involved are genuinely concerned about the health of their constituency and not looking for larger donations from companies that produce beverages with “added sugar(s)” or own interest in a Warning Label company.

This deep feeling of responsibility for others being exhibited by California Politicians should then, logically, extend to a well-known and widely recognized Health Hazard.  California Politicians.

I, personally, am Deeply concerned.  Very deeply.  Something must be done.  We can’t just stand by and do nothing… There needs to be a Law.

I propose California Politicians, at every level, be required by Law to wear a plainly visible Unisex Headband, 24-hours a day, with the following warning…

“STATE OF CALIFORNIA SAFETY WARNING:  Interacting or Close Proximity to California Politicians contributes to bankruptcy, groping, and tooth decay.  If you can read this, you are too close.”

Problem solved.

And, That would be a Warning Label Law I could support spreading to every State in the Nation.

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Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

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