Good News! Your Cancer hasn’t Metastasized…

Oh Wait… that was the Bad News.

“The Good News is we’re going to wait and do nothing about it for three more years just to make sure it does.”

Would you continue seeing a Doctor who said this to you?

Well, this is what we’re hearing from The White House who can make up their own law.  The Administration has Unilaterally decided to postpone the full implementation of Obama Care for three years.

Why?

Because Dummies out there are not climbing on board Socialized Medicine!  Dummies.

It seems you liked the “old” system where people were dying in the streets and babies starved.  So you’re A-holes too.

It also appears you all don’t like the “much better and more affordable plans” being offered that cost you 3-times as much and make sure all you guys can get your Hysterectomy and you gals can get your Prostate Exam for “Free!”

And because all you Selfish Jerks don’t see how important it is to keep in place all these brand new, never before seen, great paying (Way Better than what you earn!) government jobs associated with the takeover of Medicine by the State…

We just need more time.

So,

Delay, Delay, Delay.

“Maybe with more time we can get your mind right.  If not, we will have this all institutionalized and it’ll be too late for you to do anything about it anyway.  Really… isn’t it liberating not having to make decisions for yourself?  Can I get you a shot of Vodka?  We’re thinking about making the National Drink.”

Trivia question:  What do you call a Leader of  Country who can make up Law as they go?  (“Vladimir” will not be accepted.)

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About Mike

Background is in Media with a little History Major thrown in just to be annoying. View all posts by Mike

2 responses to “Good News! Your Cancer hasn’t Metastasized…

  • david

    November!, November!, November! What a Joke. I can’t wait to vote.

    At the same time I’m secretly terrified that we don’t have the votes to change this.

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    • Mike

      November is just the start… we need to change the mindset of America and start rolling back 100 years of this crap. It’s a big task, but it must start at some point… or not at all.

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