(This post originally aired 1 year ago today. 062513 Funny how we can’t seem to stop arguing about the same old things.)
I am not a fan of Drunk Drivers.
Their selfish behavior endangers the lives and prosperity of the rest of us. They rob us of our loved ones and suck our tax dollars away from more important priorities. We need to put an end to this problem. Interestingly enough, the same negative statistics can be associated with Illegal Immigration…
So, I propose we handle Drunk Driving the same way the current Administration handles Illegal Immigration.
Stop arresting people. In fact, make it illegal to enforce the law.
Even better, Ignore the behavior all together.
And… as we have seen from the deportation statistics, the Drunk Driving problem will decrease, decline, go away. Magic!
It’s been proven through our current policy to secure our borders, and the evaluations voiced by the Lefts’ talking heads, when you stop arresting people for committing a specific crime the number of people getting arrested for that crime goes down! Almost unbelievably.
And in correlation, convictions also go down! Then, the associated punishment of offenders goes down! Brilliant!
That’s what we want according to the Left… Correct?
Clearly, If we stop pulling over and arresting Drunk Drivers then the number of people being arrested for Drunk Driving will go down!
With fewer offenders, the number of convictions would decrease! With fewer convictions we then can conclude the behavior has demonstrably changed! MADD will be overjoyed…
(Please Note: We stopped teaching correlation vs. causation years ago… along with math, science, reading, etc.)
It is that easy.
Illegal Immigration Problem solved.
With the Progressive Liberals like every Democrat and Lindsey Graham having it all figured out, it leaves more time for me to drink… but not drive…
(Since McCain is basically a Democrat I lumped him in with the Progressives… I wanted to give him a break by not mentioning him directly by name. I know he’ll appreciate that.)