Edward Snowden is So Stupid…

How Stupid is he?

He’s so Stupid he can’t even make his flight on time.

Yep… this Drop Out, Flunky Fool who is probably too Ignorant to tie his shoes missed his scheduled, well publicized, flight from Moscow to Cuba.

What a Maroon!

Clearly this guy is an Idiot. A Fool. A Moron.

The best part is he was identified as such in High School…

by none other than our Security Services.

And, because he was so Dumb, they hired him.

That’s right. This Insolent Child… for lack of a better description… was such a Clown that he was singled out to work for the Government when most of us were worried about having enough intelligence to pass our driving test.

So it stands to reason he would do something as ridiculous as miss his flight.

It could not be, in the mind of any serious person, that he might know a bit about proxy chains and mis-direction. Basic fieldcraft would be beyond such a Buffoon. Particularly one that is So Dumb he was recruited in his teens to work at places mere mortals dare not tread.

This also sheds light on such emotional theatrics associated with his hysterical claim someone might want him dead.

How insane!

This Swivel-eyed Loon should be left to his own paranoid fantasy world.

He might just drive his car too fast and have a mechanical problem resulting in it bursting into flames.

How exactly can this Ignoramus be such a danger to the U.S. Domestic Spying Agencies?  Why on Earth would this Bozo think a Government who see’s no limit to their power, so long as no one knows what they are doing, would want to kill him?  What kind of Ego must it take to come to such a conclusion?  What a Dim Wit.

Strange that none of us are buying this.

This guys is not a hero… but, to his credit, it doesn’t appear he is a traitor either.  (Yet… we’re watching.)

Shedding light upon the U.S. Government Spying on American Citizens who have committed no crime simply does not qualify as treason.  At least not to the American People.


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2 responses to “Edward Snowden is So Stupid…

  • Mike

    On the contrary… Snowden is far from stupid. We didn’t see recruiters until our sophomore year in college. This guy was identified for some desired skill set in high school. I’m just tired of this concerted effort distract the population from the real issue of Domestic Spying by attacking the accuser. It’s trite, and it’s boring.

    What happens when you find out you’ve been working for the enemy? There must be a lot of that going on right now in the circles of useful idiots… on both sides of the aisle.

    I like your idea of writing up a nomination, but only because of it’s ironic worthlessness. After the historical Parade of Villains who have won, the public still sees it as an award instead of an indictment. Funny if not so sad.

    Maybe we should all pin hearing aids on our lapels in a unified sign of support… I’m pretty sure poppies are already taken.


  • danmillerinpanama

    This guys is not a hero… but so far it doesn’t appear he is a traitor either.

    Shedding light upon the U.S. Government Spying on American Citizens who have committed no crime simply does not qualify as treason. At least not to the American People.

    Snowden may be stupid, incompetent and all the rest. But “at this point, what difference does it make?” The difference it makes is that we now know a bit, and may learn more, about a bunch of snooping in which “our” Government has been engaged but should not have been.

    President Obama got his Nobel Peace Prize for whistling visualize whirled peas or something. Under that high standard, maybe Mr. Snowden should get one as well.


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