April 15, 2013

Since we’re Jumping to Conclusons regarding the Boston Marathon…

By Mike

I think I’ll join in…

News Flash!:

Dateline 031513

Obesity Rights group bombs Boston Marathon.

The Obesity Rights Congress of America, a terrorist organization affiliated with Fatah Allah Tamil Tribes of Yemen, today claimed responsibility for the bombing of the Boston Marathon.

In an unsourced internet post an anonymous spokesperson said: “How many more Runners must die before the world realizes we should get special rights too?! I’d say more but I have to go to lunch.”

Now back to Shepard Smith vamping out loud about every conceivable scenario imaginable… where is Richard Jewel when we need someone to blame? Oh, right… he’s dead. What about timothy…. too skinny, and also dead. I guess I have to leave the conjecture to Shep.

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2 responses to “Since we’re Jumping to Conclusons regarding the Boston Marathon…”

xPraetorius
July 7th, 2014 at 7:31 pm

Now it’s funny! Back then? Hmmmmmm… pretty daring! 🙂

Best,

— x

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- Mike
  July 8th, 2014 at 5:10 pm
  
  When I posted that one all the talking heads were simply making crap up and creating fanciful scenario’s regarding who might be responsible. It was shortly after that post that the authorities began to release information regarding Muslim Terrorists. I wasn’t being daring so much as annoyed at the coverage.
  
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