We want you to have lots of kids, we just don’t want you to raise them… or pay for them, but that’s something else.
It takes a Village to raise your children and we are going to provide that Village.
What you really want is a “free” babysitter so you can go off and do whatever you do that’s more important than raising kids, and we’re okay with that because we want lots of new humans that have been raised in a way that supports our world view… and frankly you’re not smart enough, and sometimes not inclined, to do what we expect you to.
We must also create new jobs for Union Teachers lest the mandatory donations to Liberal Politicians dry up.
So… “Free” Pre-School for everyone. Because you think “free” exists and that’s how we like it.
Merry Christmas or Happy Birthday… or whatever.