1000 clowns are going to protest at the NATO summit in Chicago.
No, this is not referring to the NATO representatives…
No, this is not referring to Occupy protesters…
No, this is not referring to the NEA or SEIU or UAW…
No, the entire House of Representatives, Senate and the President will not be marching… while genuinely accurate there is not enough of them.
And NO, the U.N. is not making a special appearance…
These are reported to be the traditional type of “funny” clowns, not the “unfunny” kind mentioned above.
All my life I thought 1000 Clowns appearing in one place at one time was a biblical sign of the Apocalypse. A friend of mine who is more informed on such Old Testament issues told me I was wrong…
I’m not convinced.
So here we go folks… drink up and smoke’em if you’ve got ’em.
The End Times are here.
I’m headed for the liquor store.
May 16th, 2012 at 11:23 am
Reblogged this on danmillerinpanama and commented:
College math question: If ten clowns can fit into one Chevy Volt, how many Volts will be needed to
energize them alltransport them all to Chicago?
May 17th, 2012 at 11:06 am
Easy. If they get started today… 1 Chevy Volt.
1 Clown steers. The other 999 take turns pushing while complaining about our dependence on fossil fuels.